Please Join Us for the First Annual
"We-could-only-afford-one-medium-sized (evil) Pumpkin" Party

"I've learned there are three things you don't discuss with people: religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin."
—Linus

That's Saturday, the 29th of October.
Shall we say 8 o'clock?

Why would someone as cool as you want to join the party?

1. Food that isn't necessarily bad for you.

2. A Halloween punch that will knock your socks, and shabbily applied make-up, off.

3. People dressed up in costume (and a highly coveted award for the best, or possibly the worst).
FYI - if you do not show up in costume, you will be required to do at least 2 shots of something awful at the door. For some of you, that will be an incentive to wear costume, for others, an incentive not to. We are not here to judge. We are just here to have a good time.

4. We are offering a "if this party sucks, let's go elsewhere" card.
Should five of these anonymous cards be deposited in the designated card repository at any time during the night, the party will be immediately adjourned and the hosts and remaining guests will proceed to the nearest ruckus/party/watering hole whereupon more imbibing will commence.

Location:
2200 'P' St, (Corner of 22nd and P)
Upper Right Apartment
phone: 555-6663
Email: chiefcrazyhair at hotmail.com to RSVP, or just show up.